Drunk and Stoned

I want to get drunk
I want to get stoned
Want to feel just like I did
Twenty four hours ago 

I want to get high
High as a kite
Unplug, tune out and get away
Tell the whole world goodbye

I want to get drunk
I want to get stoned

I want to go fishing 
In my boat
Drive my truck shoot my guns
I want to be left alone

I’m going to say
What’s on my mind 
If you don’t want to hear it
You can kiss my royal behind

I want to go fishing 
In my boat

I want a woman 
Who wants a man
For all the things that she is
What God made in his plan

Don’t want no messing
With my mind
Is he a she or she a him
It’s that not hard to understand

I want a woman 
Who wants a man

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